Grade: A 9/10 4.5/5 stars
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Mr. Peabody and Sherman
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Rio 2
Grade: B+ 8/10 3/5 stars
Friday, April 4, 2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Grade: A- 9/10 4.5/5 stars
Gravity
Whoever made this movie obviously did not do their research. Right after the main character Ryan says "There's no oxygen in the ship." what do they show? Fire in the ship. What do you need for fire? Oxygen. There's also a pen randomly floating around, completely intact. Based on the pressure in the space shuttle there should be ink everywhere. This movie is just painful to watch. How this got nominated for any Academy Awards is beyond me. I know it's a movie, but if you're going to make a sci-fi movie, at least have some realism. Even Star Trek has realism for crying out loud. While it's not as bad as After Earth, it's just incredibly cheesy and 90% of it should have ended up on the cutting room floor.
Grade: D+ 4/10 2/5 stars
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Muppets Most Wanted
In 2011 I left the movie "The Muppets" thinking "Wow! I hope they make a sequel!" 3 years later I get my wish. The jokes are perfectly delivered and the breaking of the 4th wall is hilarious. I normally don't tolerate musicals, but the songs in this film don't take themselves seriously and are more satirical then dramatic, and even when the songs are slow there are plenty of visual gags to keep your attention. I had the soundtrack to the original on ad nauseam and I will be playing the soundtrack to this twice as much. There's a joke in the opening song that the "sequel's never quite as good." They're right. It's not as good. It's better.
Grade: A+ 10/10 5/5 stars
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Non-Stop
Grade: A- 9/10 4.5/5 stars
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Wrath of the Titans
Grade: F 0/10 0/5 stars.
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